I'm the head hobbit in charge, my name is Sherlock Holmes. I work alone because no one can compete with my massive intellect. But, I also answer to the name Loki. I majored in awesome and fun. I always know where my towel is. Big glasses. Scruffy hair. Films. Geek. Small. I'm big on pop culture references. Timelord, Galaxy defender, vampire, consulting detective, district 5 tribute, dread pirate Roberts, Mowgli in flairs, muggle born Slytherin and rightful ruler of Asgard. I have a PHD in horribleness. I work for the Ministry of Magic, my patronus is Darren Criss. Occasionally, I moonlight as a radio DJ, actor and writer. You should know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
I spend my days as a reporter, crying about Council meetings and taking photos, while by night I cry about fictional characters and try to convince people to publish my novels.