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I'm the head hobbit in charge, Sherlock Holmes, I work alone because no one can compete with my massive intellect. I majored in awesome and fun. I always know where my towel is. Big glasses. Scruffy hair. Films. Geek. Small. I'm big on pop culture references. Timelord, Galaxy defender, consulting detective, muggle born Slytherin. I work for the Ministry of Magic, my patronus is Darren Criss. Occasionally, I moonlight as a radio DJ, actor and writer. Even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.

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January 22nd
6:18 PM
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shitthatsirisays:

>.> *backs away slowly*.

I’ll be honest, this is the only reason I want siri so I can ask it stuff like this

shitthatsirisays:

>.> *backs away slowly*.

I’ll be honest, this is the only reason I want siri so I can ask it stuff like this

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    I dont understand this but I still found it funny haha (:
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    I’ll be honest, this is the only reason I want siri so I can ask it stuff like this
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    Yes! shitthatsirisays:
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    Siri has a sense of humor AND good taste in movies!
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    …i think siri has anger management issues
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