I'm the head hobbit in charge, Sherlock Holmes, I work alone because no one can compete with my massive intellect. I majored in awesome and fun. I always know where my towel is. Big glasses. Scruffy hair. Films. Geek. Small. I'm big on pop culture references. Timelord, Galaxy defender, consulting detective, muggle born Slytherin. I work for the Ministry of Magic, my patronus is Darren Criss. Occasionally, I moonlight as a radio DJ, actor and writer. Even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.