May 2012
Had the weirdest dream ever last night.
I was at an acting class in my local town hall that was being run by Tom Hiddleston and a middle aged woman with a lego hair cut with my friend Donna, Gordo from Lizzie Mcguire and a load of other nameless faceless people.
During the class there was a lunch break during which Hiddles was telling us all a tale about how the town hall was haunted and that...
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lovesolitudes:
i actually feed on intelligence
i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things
about music, films, religion, beliefs, history
i love listening to peoples opinions
i love big words
i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge
How I feel is that if I wanted anything I’d take it. That’s what I’ve always...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned (via fitzgeraldquotes)
lizloz:
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Welcome to my life. We should form a support group.
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bruthavoodoo replied to your post: bruthavoodoo replied to your post: That awkward…
I need a job as official Eurovision commentator.
Yes, yes you do.
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
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bruthavoodoo replied to your post: That awkward moment when you swore to yourself not to get involved in Eurovision and then you do…
See, and you turned down my Eurovision Party offer…
And for good reason! I still didn’t watch it, I didn’t need to with your wonderful tweeting!
That awkward moment when you swore to yourself not...
But only to comment on the fact that some dumbass is genuinely questioning why Bieber isn’t there…
Maybe cos Canada isn’t in Europe…
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Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and...
– Susan Cain, Quiet (via framesjanco)
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Quirrell was on the back of...
– Voldemort (via ohmygodsomeweirdo)
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My careers advice meeting went well.
Yeah bbc, everyone is looking forward to Matt...
okaylove:
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I have an appointment with a national careers service advisor tomorrow morning at 9am. I just thought I would double check where their office is in my local town, only for google to keep sending me back to their website where there isn’t a list of locations of where their offices are. Hence above gif. Because its a very visual representation of what I have been doing for the past hour.
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Both Colfer and Murphy, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real...
– Stephen King (via lazeaboutpotter)
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Me at the end of the Glee finale:
ME DURING THE WHOLE EPISODE
morrisoutswagsyou:
motherficklee:
disumbridge:
Fun. - Call Me Maybe
wWHHHAAaaaTTTttttt!!@???!!
At eighteen our convictions are hills from which we look; at forty-five they are...
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, Bernice Bobs Her Hair (via fitzgeraldquotes)
twatnip:
one time i got hit in the head with a soda
luckily it was a soft drink
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moviemad replied to your photo: “we forge a friendship by saving the world!” …
What’s the Robert Zemekis poster on the wall? I’m gonna assume it’s BTTF because of Spielbergs name but just in case :)
It is indeed back to the future! Well spotted!
I wish you read books- you know those things that look like blocks but come...
– Scott to Zelda, 1940 (via fitzgeraldquotes)
theatomicboom:
i don’t get people who don’t like reading
i mean there are people who are so proud to say that they haven’t read a book since high school
like am i supposed to be impressed by that or
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There are fewer things in life that annoy me more than a story with a weak submissive female character. So… With this in mind I probably shouldn’t have read the fifty shades trilogy… Cos, its all about BDSM which as we know is about being submissive.
But I quite liked that Ana was all like, hell to the no I’m not obeying you, I’ll go along with your kinky nonsense...
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thorhead:
do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
Whoever did this you are a genuis and I love you.
luckyladybugs:
Best Occupation ever.
Embodiment of perfection…