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I'm the head hobbit in charge, Sherlock Holmes, I work alone because no one can compete with my massive intellect. I majored in awesome and fun. I always know where my towel is. Big glasses. Scruffy hair. Films. Geek. Small. I'm big on pop culture references. Timelord, Galaxy defender, consulting detective, muggle born Slytherin. I work for the Ministry of Magic, my patronus is Darren Criss. Occasionally, I moonlight as a radio DJ, actor and writer. Even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.

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January 29th
11:22 PM
Via
"It’s really mean of you to say that the only lives that matter are the ones that are lived for something or die for something. That’s a really mean thing to say to me."
—  The Fault in Our Stars | John Green (p. 169)

6 stages of fangirling

hananananargh:

  1. discovery
    “who is that sex god and why haven’t i noticed him before”
  2. research
    “i have to find out everything about him omg what is his full name what is his birthday do you think he has a wife does he have children does he like jam does he like cats i wonder what photos there are of him is he even real omg”
  3. obsession
    “i love him so much omg what you like him too no you can’t have him he’s mine no i must collect everything relevant to him i need it all he’s mine MINE”
  4. plotting
    “hello google can i have a recipe for the strongest love potion in the world thank you or can you just give me a list of ways to successfully seduce a man that’d be great”“  
  5. depression
    “i hate you you’ve ruined my entire life why are you so perfect why don’t you know me why does everything suck omg my life is over and it’s all your fault”
  6. acceptance 
    “i have accepted that i will never know you but i will continuously love you and i am okay with that” 
1:14 PM
Via
"I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we’re all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we’ll ever have, and I am in love with you"
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Augustus Waters- The Fault in Our Stars 

By John Green

(via dopaminesbitch)

January 28th
10:20 PM
"It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquility they must have action and they will make it if they cannot find it"
—  Charlotte Bronte